my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness
mom and dad be like
i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes
when you finish an anime and you don’t want to talk to anyone for a few days