If my ass is willing to drive an hour or more to see you you better fucking appreciate it bc that mean I like u

(via comboverrated)

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you never know how close you are, don’t give up

The amount of times I recite this same analogy of Magikarp and Garados to my clients is ridiculous haha Keep pushing, Its like digging down but then giving up 1 inch short of finding that Treasure. NEVER GIVE UP!

(via bakuman-love)

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mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Where are their vaginas tho

(Source: acebethchilds, via dutchster)


i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via jannelllovesyou)

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via dutchster)

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can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via teen-derp)


free him :-/

(Source: madame-bossy-mcmittens, via fatpikachu)

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